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So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.)

"I am a man who owns five ovens."

*The squad is over at Pozo's house*
Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Pozo: ... N-No...
Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ram: I see a-
Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Mike: Oh, well I-
Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Pozo:
Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Pozo:
Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

""Did you do the homework?"

'Can I copy the homework?'
Pozo: I can help you with it!
Mike: Yeah, sure.
Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Crow: lol nope.
Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Zu: *Read 5:55pm*

"Who broke it? (A fan favorite)"

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mike: ...I did. I broke it.
Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram?
Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow.
Crow: What?! I didn't break it.
Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ram: Suspicious.
Crow: No, it's not!
Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it.
Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy!
Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo.
Pozo: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet.
Ram: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Pozo:
Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

 

There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names.

 

 


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-The rp cast in a nutshell-

Suy, about Exe: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Yaki: Are we stealing them?
Zu: New or used?
Suy: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Edited by Suyiko-sama
...I accidentally typo'd Zu's name...
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Suy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Narps: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Cy: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Zu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Narps: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Cy: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Zu: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Exe, annoyed: You are disappointments

I learned I can change the names before copypasta-

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Zu: You kidnapped Cy? That’s illegal!
Exe: But Zu, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Cy, or destroying our dreams?
Zu: Kidnapping Cy, Exe!!!
Suy: Zu, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Zu: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Suy: To work together!
Zu: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Narps: Zu, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Tell me this isn't true, I dare you.

Zu: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Cy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Zu: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Exe: Actually I did the math, Cy would have $225, not $0.15.
Cy: Fam I’m right here....
Suy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda 🙂
Zu: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Suy: Sorry I only have a dollar
Zu: 😞
Exe: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Suy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Exe: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Narps: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Exe: Apply juice to what
Timeless: Directly to the forehead
Cy: Great chat everyone

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  • 9 months later...
On 4/9/2021 at 3:42 PM, The Fallen said:

So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.)

"I am a man who owns five ovens."

*The squad is over at Pozo's house*
Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Pozo: ... N-No...
Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Ram: I see a-
Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Mike: Oh, well I-
Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Pozo:
Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Pozo:
Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

""Did you do the homework?"

'Can I copy the homework?'
Pozo: I can help you with it!
Mike: Yeah, sure.
Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Crow: lol nope.
Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Zu: *Read 5:55pm*

"Who broke it? (A fan favorite)"

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mike: ...I did. I broke it.
Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram?
Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow.
Crow: What?! I didn't break it.
Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ram: Suspicious.
Crow: No, it's not!
Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it.
Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy!
Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo.
Pozo: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet.
Ram: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Pozo:
Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

 

There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names.

 

 


cringe rp

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Ah you remembered the squad lol

(Incase you didn't know, the squad was originally created by me to play survival, it contained:

Ram (RamudaP)

Zuan (Zuanius)

Pozo (The Fallen)

Mike (Admiral Hipper)

Crow (Crowmaeda)

Loch (The Dark Maw Of Loch)

Eclipse (well, Eclipse)

Cy is just comedy relief dw.)

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