The Fallen Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.) "I am a man who owns five ovens." *The squad is over at Pozo's house* Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Pozo: ... N-No... Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Ram: I see a- Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Mike: Oh, well I- Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens... Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Pozo: Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Pozo: Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS ""Did you do the homework?" 'Can I copy the homework?' Pozo: I can help you with it! Mike: Yeah, sure. Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Crow: lol nope. Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Zu: *Read 5:55pm* "Who broke it? (A fan favorite)" *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Mike: ...I did. I broke it. Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram? Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow. Crow: What?! I didn't break it. Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Ram: Suspicious. Crow: No, it's not! Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it. Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy! Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo. Pozo: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet. Ram: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Pozo: Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Suy: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Narps: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Exe: I recorded the dumb stuff. Zu: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Cy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Ooh- this ones kinda true- Zu: What’s something you guys are better than Alex at? Jinora: Mario Kart. Narps: Yeah, video games. Suy: Emotional vulnerability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuanius Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 ok now post more funny scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted April 9, 2021 Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 "Can I be frank?" Pozo: Can I be frank with you guys? Mike: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Ram: Can I still be Ram? Zu: Shh, let Frank speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) -The rp cast in a nutshell- Suy, about Exe: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Yaki: Are we stealing them? Zu: New or used? Suy: Wonderful responses, both of you. Edited April 9, 2021 by Suyiko-sama ...I accidentally typo'd Zu's name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Emmy: *Screams* Suy: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Zuan: Should we do something?! Exe, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Suy: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Narps: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Cy: Socks are Feetie Heaties Zu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Narps: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Cy: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Zu: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Exe, annoyed: You are disappointments I learned I can change the names before copypasta- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 ...I love this. Zu: Anyone d- Exe: Depressed? Cy: Drained? Suy: Dumb? Narps: Disliked? Zu: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Zu: You kidnapped Cy? That’s illegal! Exe: But Zu, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Cy, or destroying our dreams? Zu: Kidnapping Cy, Exe!!! Suy: Zu, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Zu: What, to kidnap people?!?! Suy: To work together! Zu: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Narps: Zu, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Zu: Hewwo. Cy: Hihiiiiii! Exe: Greetings, Humans. Narps: Three kinds of people. Suy: I want pudding. Zu: Four kinds of people. Timeless: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Narps: Five kinds of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Tell me this isn't true, I dare you. Zu: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Cy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Zu: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Exe: Actually I did the math, Cy would have $225, not $0.15. Cy: Fam I’m right here.... Suy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda 🙂 Zu: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Suy: Sorry I only have a dollar Zu: 😞 Exe: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Suy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Exe: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Narps: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Exe: Apply juice to what Timeless: Directly to the forehead Cy: Great chat everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Zu: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Cy: Rude. Exe: That’s fair. Suy: Not again. Narps: Are you going to want this back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted April 10, 2021 Author Share Posted April 10, 2021 "Great power" Pozo: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zuanius Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 we should rename this topic to be "the funny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fallen Posted April 11, 2021 Author Share Posted April 11, 2021 Cy, or any mods on this site, change title pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Suy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Exe: I wake up at 4:30 AM Suy: Suy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuminneIISuyiko Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Suy: So are we flirting right now? Exe: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Suy: That doesn’t answer my question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
............... Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 4/9/2021 at 3:42 PM, The Fallen said: So I recently found a website that lets you make scripts from internet copypastas. The site is here: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/. Here are some funny scripts I've come up with people I "know" from the server. If you've got any good ones, send them in. (No, the site is obviously not mine.) "I am a man who owns five ovens." *The squad is over at Pozo's house* Mike: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Pozo: ... N-No... Pozo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Mike, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Ram: I see a- Pozo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Mike: Oh, well I- Pozo: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Pozo, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Crow: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Cy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Pozo: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Pozo: I am someone who owns four ovens... Pozo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Pozo: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Zu, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Pozo: Mike: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Pozo: Pozo, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS ""Did you do the homework?" 'Can I copy the homework?' Pozo: I can help you with it! Mike: Yeah, sure. Ram: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Crow: lol nope. Cy: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Zu: *Read 5:55pm* "Who broke it? (A fan favorite)" *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Pozo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Mike: ...I did. I broke it. Pozo: No. No you didn't. Ram? Ram: Don't look at me. Look at Crow. Crow: What?! I didn't break it. Ram: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Crow: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Ram: Suspicious. Crow: No, it's not! Cy: If it matters, probably not, but Zu was the last one to use it. Zu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Cy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Zu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cy! Mike: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pozo. Pozo: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Cy: Pozo... Ram's been awfully quiet. Ram: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Pozo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Pozo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Pozo: Pozo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. There's more where that came from. I also shortened the people's names. cringe rp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LamB Posted January 26, 2022 Share Posted January 26, 2022 Ah you remembered the squad lol (Incase you didn't know, the squad was originally created by me to play survival, it contained: Ram (RamudaP) Zuan (Zuanius) Pozo (The Fallen) Mike (Admiral Hipper) Crow (Crowmaeda) Loch (The Dark Maw Of Loch) Eclipse (well, Eclipse) Cy is just comedy relief dw.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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